He reached over, grabbed the tissue box lying conveniently next to his bed, and wiped the entirety of his dick down, little bits of white paper getting caught in my vomit.
We all know men prefer blowjobs to sex, and at least I can just shut my eyes and "think of England" as my mother taught me to do throughout the process.
And for the record, never, ever have I ever been "sick" when hooking up with the hot girls of my dreams.
Sexy girl puke on Keg Stand
In my limited experience with men, I learned they will never stop you from giving them a blowjob to have sex.
Just close your eyes and think of England, like mother told you to do when something unpleasant happens.
Description: I kissed him, biting down hard on his bottom lip, hoping that the more aggressively sexual I was, the more turned on he would be and the SOONER the whole charade would be over.