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Most male mammals carry precious cargo in an awfully precarious package. External testicles—which swing delicately outside the abdominal cavity in an exposed, thin-skinned sack—are sensitive, finicky, and make a glaringly obvious target for any enemies of men as well as footballs, stray knees and waist-level furniture. The researchers conclude that the first mammals already had this bewildering trait, with millennia of descendants thereafter inheriting the family jewels on full display.
Really tiny ones are weird-looking. I enjoy a hefty avocado-sized sack visually, I suppose. Stinky, hairy ones are gross and smell like piss.
By Dr George Lee. You can send him questions at askdrg thestar. Source: Department of Environment, Malaysia.
If you're thinking that it sounds like a portmanteau of scrotum and Botox, you're right. An immediate follow up thought might be, "why would anyone want a neurotoxin injected into their ball sack? Without much forethought, I injected Scrotox into a long list of more reasonable things to do for this seriespurely because I thought my editors would find it funny.
We understand that sunblock and moisturizer will prevent skin damage. We even have some idea of how to maintain a sharpness of mind over time, by way of mental stimulation. The sagging and stretching of the scrotum looms like something inevitable for any person saddled with one.
An amateur boxer has revealed how he suffered an alleged minute attack by his pound girlfriend that may have left him sterile. In an exclusive interview with DailyMail. It was squeeze, pull, rip.
But it goes much further than this fact, too. It turns out that human testicles display some rather elaborate yet subtle temperature-regulating features that have gone largely unnoticed by doctors, researchers and laymen alike. The main tenet of the activation hypothesis is that the heat of a woman's vagina radically jumpstarts sperm that have been hibernating in the cool, airy scrotal sack. Yet it explains many other things too, including why one testicle is usually slightly lower than the other, why the skin of the scrotum becomes more taut and the testicles retract during sexual arousal, and even why testicular injuries--compared to other types of bodily assault--are so excruciatingly painful to men.
The practice of swinging weights from a man's testicles improves fertility and increases feelings of well-being, apparently. A Chinese kung fu master has stunned audiences after swinging 80kg worth of bricks from his testicles. Zhao Zhenhua lifted the heavy brick pile at a live performance and swung them back and forth for ten minutestotalling a staggering times.
Women aren't the only ones out there with massive insecurities about our bodies. Though it can hard to believe, there are countless men out there who feel like their bodies are being just as scrutinized as the average woman. One major source of embarrassment and shame for men comes in the form of drooping testicles. That's right, low-hanging testicles.